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Toa Nuva Go around the world part 2

Grr no posts oh well, better finish it

last time they went under water and did not know what to do and Tahu was swearing

Tahu: #@#@#@$%%^T%$#$@$#%!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@#$%^&*&^%$#@#$%^&****()__++++_)(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()_)))(*&^%$#@!!!@#$%^&*()))))(*&^%$#@!!!!!!!@#$%^&*())))(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&U*IO()))))))))))(*&^%$#@!!!@#$%^&*()_(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#$%^&*(&*

Kopaka: shut up

Gali: follow me

all:ok

At their home

Lewa: Hurry up Gali

Pohatu: Toilet door locked?watch this

Pohatu kicks the toilet open

Gali: I like swimming in the toilet

Pohatu:what is better than swimming

Onua:KECHOCON

Onua:KECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCON

Pohatu:I was talking to Gali

Gali:water grenade launching is better than swimming

Pohatu:BURP!oh no

Tahu:I'm going to do a nuva blast on you like I said on part one(look for the * on part 1)

Pohatu:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

someone knocks on the door

Takanuva:coffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffe

Me: me and Takanuva went shopping and found a treasure map

Lewa: according to the contract I'm a leader of all maps

Lewa:the map says we have to go to Columbia

me: the nearest is in lower Mississauga and it will take a long time to reach their from upper Mississauga to lower Mississauga

Lewa walks into Onuas cone-o-matic-999999999999999999999 and makes 7 clones

Lewa:welcome to Lewa airways

we all sit on top of each cloned Lewa while the real Lewa leads the way

At the airport

Tahu:oohh look at this

Pohatu:Burp

Tahu burns pohatu

Me: our flight is number 714

Kopaka:thats the flight number from TinTin

at the plane

flight attendant:coffe?

Takanuva:yes

Takanuva runs around the plane like mad

at Columbia

Lewa: 2 spaces north

Lewa:around the big tree, east 10 spaces,west 25 spaces, south 51 spaces

Lewa:The map says in this barn

Me and Kopaka:Loooooooooooooook

GalI:treasure

We sell our treasure

At my home

Kopaka:open this

Me:yay a friendly kini-nui

Me:I'll call you Holy kini-nui(hkn)

hkn:Hi Toa nuva axxon

Me:hi

hkn:hi

Me:HI

hkn:Hi

Me:HI

Hkn:HI

Me:HI

Kopaka:shame shame

for now.............

END

Toa Nuva Go around the world(story)

The Toa Nuva somehow get transported to earth
and they went to houses for sail society .

Kopaka:is it just me or did they use the wrong homonym for "sail"

others:we don't care

Pohatu:Burp

Tahu burns Pohatu

Tahu:do that again and i'll use my Nuva blast on you*

Pohtu:gulp

At their new home

Takanuva:i need suger

Gali:you stuffed your mouth with our 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 tons of suger

Takanuva:i need more

Lewa:i'll quick-fly 2 the store to get you 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999-

999 hours later

Lewa:-999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 tons of suger

Takanuva was banging on my door like a madman

Me:Whhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Takanuva:can i have suger

Me:o-

Others: yay we found Takanuva

Onua:and a neighber

Onua saw me giving suger to Takanuva

Onua(sounding like a 3 year old):Hey @#@%$ how come he gets suger i want choconn I mean edhgdcfgwjdhcfcidghi uh....... hdgfchjgcfhjgsd now what was that thing called @#@#@#$%@#%$^*#% mailto:#&^@%$%^#$%@^%#&%^@$%&#% oh yeah kechocon

Me:kechocon?????

Onua:a combination of Chease, Bacon and ketchup

I make him some kechocon

Gali:i need to swim

we go diving

Pohatu:cool an under water Island

Me:thats not any island that's that's A-AT-

Diver:atlantis

Me:where did you come from?!

Diver:i don't care

he swims away

Takanuva:where is Tahu

we find Tahu struggling to reach the bottom
of the ocean burning every fish, shark ect.

Marlin(from finding nemo):i have to find my son

Takanuva:but the sun is up there

Dory:his son bingo-

Marlin:Nemo

Dory:Nemo is in the w.w.w

Marlin:don't you mean E.-

Marlin:cool,Atlantis

Onua:how do you know about Atlantis

Marlin:hey i'm a fish i live here

Marlin:so where was

Dory:i did'nt know that u could think like me

Marlin:do you know where the E.A.C (east australian current)

Gali:No but take this package
Marlin opens the package

Marlin:i can't read this

Dory:I can

Dory reads the map

Dory:it say map of the ocean

Marlin:yay a map of the ocean

Tahu (who finnaly reached the bottem):cool a thing to burn

Tahu tries to burn Atlantis but he misses which makes go deeper down

Me:there goes our $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999-

1 hour later

Me:-999999999999999999999999999999999999.00

Tahu:oh wel- WHAT!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

All exepept Tahu:lets go to surface

Tahu:for the love of- #@!!%#$@#$@#$^R@W#$*%&$*%((#$&*%(#$ I was having trouble of getting here and now you want to make me go to the surface @#!#@@#$%#&%$^#*^$%@&#%^U^$#%WERQWR@#@$^#@#WE#%@@#!@%$!@#!@$%!@#!#%@$^-

How will the Toa Nuva go to surface will Tahu ever stop swearing tune in next time

p.s I exept guest stars

p.p.s you can give ideas of what will happen next

Toa Nuva go around the world

These are characters from the story above this.

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