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Saturday, June 17, 2006
Toa Nuva Go around the world part 3
Me: why did you say shame shame ?????
Kopaka: your pet is a nui-rama.Not a kini-nui
Me: so I'll change its name to holly nui-rama (hnr)
Kopaka:yes!!!! you won a million bucks
Me:really!!!?????
Kopaka:no!!!!
Pohatu breaks the door open:we can win a million dollars on a contest.
At the contest
Joe: welcome to shokem, I'm Joe,
Joe: lets begin with the rules!!! If you get the qestion wrong you get 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 volts of electricaty!!!
The applause light comes on. The crowd and Lewa cheer!!!
Gali:that applause light is ONLY for the crowd
Lewa:oh
Joe:question one what-
Onua: kechcon
Joe:wrong
Onua:aaaahhhhh!!!.wait why am I sceaming? I'm a robot
Joe:ques-
Onua:kechcon
99 hours later......
Joe:question 1 million
Onua:kechcon
Joe: right !!!!!!!
Joe: u are our winner ! you got the most points ! u got 1 point and every one else got zero
Tahu:thats because Onua said kechcon for all the answers , and we diidn't have time to even say a word!!!!!! #^%$#%$%#!@%%$^&*@#$%^&*%@##$%^^%($*W#&%^**&%^$#@!#$%&%^*$&#@%^%W#@$%*&(
everyone exept Tahu: not again
Me and hnr: what was the question Onua got right
Joe: what is ketchup chease and bacon mixed together called
hnr:oh
Onua gave me the money
Me:In your face Kopaka
Kopaka:why
Me:you said I coudn't get a million bucks
Kopaka:Oh yeah
Me:where is Takanuva ? he was not in the game show.
Gali:he's..... in Oh No
THE END
Saturday, April 22, 2006
Toa Nuva Go around the world part 2
last time they went under water and did not know what to do and Tahu was swearing
Tahu: #@#@#@$%%^T%$#$@$#%!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@#$%^&*&^%$#@#$%^&****()__++++_)(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()_)))(*&^%$#@!!!@#$%^&*()))))(*&^%$#@!!!!!!!@#$%^&*())))(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&U*IO()))))))))))(*&^%$#@!!!@#$%^&*()_(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#$%^&*(&*
Gali: follow me
all:ok
At their home
Pohatu: Toilet door locked?watch this
Pohatu kicks the toilet open
Gali: I like swimming in the toilet
Pohatu:what is better than swimming
Onua:KECHOCON
Onua:KECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCONKECHOCON
Pohatu:I was talking to Gali
Gali:water grenade launching is better than swimming
Pohatu:BURP!oh no
Tahu:I'm going to do a nuva blast on you like I said on part one(look for the * on part 1)
Pohatu:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
someone knocks on the door
Takanuva:coffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffecoffe
Me: me and Takanuva went shopping and found a treasure map
Lewa: according to the contract I'm a leader of all maps
Lewa:the map says we have to go to Columbia
me: the nearest is in lower Mississauga and it will take a long time to reach their from upper Mississauga to lower Mississauga
Lewa walks into Onuas cone-o-matic-999999999999999999999 and makes 7 clones
Lewa:welcome to Lewa airways
we all sit on top of each cloned Lewa while the real Lewa leads the way
At the airport
Tahu:oohh look at this
Pohatu:Burp
Tahu burns pohatu
Me: our flight is number 714
Kopaka:thats the flight number from TinTin
at the plane
flight attendant:coffe?
Takanuva runs around the plane like mad
at Columbia
Lewa: 2 spaces north
Lewa:around the big tree, east 10 spaces,west 25 spaces, south 51 spaces
Lewa:The map says in this barn
Me and Kopaka:Loooooooooooooook
GalI:treasure
We sell our treasure
At my home
Kopaka:open this
Me:yay a friendly kini-nui
Me:I'll call you Holy kini-nui(hkn)
hkn:Hi Toa nuva axxon
Me:hi
hkn:hi
Me:HI
hkn:Hi
Me:HI
Hkn:HI
Me:HI
Kopaka:shame shame
END
Monday, April 17, 2006
Toa Nuva Go around the world(story)
and they went to houses for sail society .
Kopaka:is it just me or did they use the wrong homonym for "sail"
others:we don't care
Pohatu:Burp
Tahu burns Pohatu
Tahu:do that again and i'll use my Nuva blast on you*
Pohtu:gulp
At their new home
Takanuva:i need suger
Gali:you stuffed your mouth with our 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 tons of suger
Takanuva:i need more
Lewa:i'll quick-fly 2 the store to get you 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999-
999 hours later
Lewa:-999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 tons of suger
Takanuva was banging on my door like a madman
Me:Whhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Takanuva:can i have suger
Me:o-
Others: yay we found Takanuva
Onua:and a neighber
Onua saw me giving suger to Takanuva
Onua(sounding like a 3 year old):Hey @#@%$ how come he gets suger i want choconn I mean edhgdcfgwjdhcfcidghi uh....... hdgfchjgcfhjgsd now what was that thing called @#@#@#$%@#%$^*#% mailto:#&^@%$%^#$%@^%#&%^@$%% oh yeah kechocon
Me:kechocon?????
Onua:a combination of Chease, Bacon and ketchup
I make him some kechocon
Gali:i need to swim
we go diving
Pohatu:cool an under water Island
Me:thats not any island that's that's A-AT-
Diver:atlantis
Me:where did you come from?!
Diver:i don't care
he swims away
Takanuva:where is Tahu
we find Tahu struggling to reach the bottom
of the ocean burning every fish, shark ect.
Marlin(from finding nemo):i have to find my son
Takanuva:but the sun is up there
Dory:his son bingo-
Marlin:Nemo
Dory:Nemo is in the w.w.w
Marlin:don't you mean E.-
Marlin:cool,Atlantis
Onua:how do you know about Atlantis
Marlin:hey i'm a fish i live here
Marlin:so where was
Dory:i did'nt know that u could think like me
Marlin:do you know where the E.A.C (east australian current)
Gali:No but take this package
Marlin opens the package
Marlin:i can't read this
Dory:I can
Dory reads the map
Dory:it say map of the ocean
Marlin:yay a map of the ocean
Tahu (who finnaly reached the bottem):cool a thing to burn
Tahu tries to burn Atlantis but he misses which makes go deeper down
Me:there goes our $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999-
1 hour later
Me:-999999999999999999999999999999999999.00
Tahu:oh wel- WHAT!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
All exepept Tahu:lets go to surface
Tahu:for the love of- #@!!%#$@#$@#$^R@W#$*%&$*%((#$&*%(#$ I was having trouble of getting here and now you want to make me go to the surface @#!#@@#$%#&%$^#*^$%@&#%^U^$#%WERQWR@#@$^#@#WE#%@@#!@%$!@#!@$%!@#!#%@$^-
How will the Toa Nuva go to surface will Tahu ever stop swearing tune in next time
p.s I exept guest stars
p.p.s you can give ideas of what will happen next
Monday, April 10, 2006
new blog
I have started onemore blog. Please visit it. If you go to it you will see why I made it. The website is called Leonardo 2.Please visit it.
Master C.J